Softballs from Levittown

It’s like Hilary Clinton and Bill O’Reilly had some kind of prior agreement, You can be just tough enough to please your audience, but not so tough to hit me with real difficult questions.

Analyzing his own performance and the interaction between he and Clinton of the FOX News interview, O’Reilly seemed most proud of his inclusion of the oh so haughty bupkus in one accusatory examination of the Clinton administration where he pointed out it didn’t do jack to ease our energy problems.

While O’Reilly reasonably socked Clinton highlighting her record of voting against nuclear energy seven times, he let her wriggle away when she made the rhetorical and ridiculous, We all didn’t do enough somehow sucking Republicans into her bad decisions on energy.  

She then qualified that ridiculous comment by saying Everybody gets blame including consumers and drivers we are not acting like Americans.   O’Reilly let that by without even a grimace!  

I was screaming at the TV, Are you out of your mind!   What is it Americans are suppose to do, stop living their lives, stop running their businesses and their air conditioners and their factories?   All Americans should be riding their bikes to work I suppose.   We’ll follow your lead Hilary, and how about telling your Hollywood buddies to quit flying private jets!

Politicians are not to blame, it is you irresponsible citizens!   This was Clinton’s message.

Her answer for the whole energy fiasco is to institute a windfall profits tax on oil companies.   Of course in O’Reilly, Clinton has a real soul mate who loves to vilify oil companies for making obscene profits screwing the folks with clandestine nefarious intent.

O’Reilly didn’t bother to point out that Jimmy Carter tried to punish oil companies during his tenure promising great increases in revenue to governement.   Carter’s policies killed our economy and drove up interest rates to record levels.   Additionally, tax revenue from oil companies plummeted, less than 90 billion of the 393 billion Carter promised.

On Universal Health Care, Clinton rationalized her position by telling O’Reilly he was already subsidizing health care.   O’Reilly should have replied, If I am already subsidizing it then why do you have to raise my taxes?

Clinton went on to proclaim she was going to drive down health care costs by regulating the industry.   That’s amazing!   Give us one instance where government’s extemporaneous control over markets has decreased costs?   And if she is going to drive down costs, why does she have to raise taxes?   O’Reilly didn’t ask her, but at least we are going to have safeguards and accountability !
Clinton proclaimed, We will be tough and take them on.   Unfortunately, she wasn’t talking about Iraq or Iran, she was talking about dastardly oil companies and insurance companies and Wal-Mart.

After O’Reilly hit Clinton with a real good one about her record in New York explaining that highest taxed state in the country is in the tank , I’m all ready for Clinton’s response and O’Reilly jumps right in to take a gratuitous self-absorbed compliment proclaiming he and FOX News has treated her fairer than any other network.   Unbelieveable.

Aside from a light spar over his tax rate going up six percent and no affirmation from Clinton to cap FICA contributions at $109,000.00 the entire interview was conciliatory and even placatory.   Instead of holding Clinton to task, O’Reilly continuously threw in the capitulate qualifier with each inquiry, I know the Republicans are doing this too.

Mr. Fair and Balanced managed this interview weak and wimpy.  It’s pretty clear journalists know just about as much about economics and business as do politicians, and that ain’t much.

Here are questions O’Reilly should have asked Mrs. Clinton.

Why did the Whitewater Development Corporation use unethical sales agreements to subjugate poor and middle class people purchasing plots in your development where you subsequently confiscated property that was nearly paid for after only one or two payments were missed allowing your company to resell the land for more profit?   I thought you were a champion for the poor?

Since we know the oil companies are going to change their operating procedures when hit with immoral, arbitrary, and politically expedient taxes sheltering revenue which rightly should belong to the people , why not just nationalize those enterprises and take them over like Hugo Chavez?  

Since it is proven that raising income tax rates decreases revenue to the government and shifts the total tax burden to the middle class, why not tax the complete value of an individual’s estate each year to obtain those revenues rich people shamefully hide from government?   We can start with your friends Ted Kennedy and John Kerry.

Intelligence officials we have spoken to, some of these guys in the room with these terrorists, have affirmed that waterboarding has extracted valuable information from three high ranking Al Qaeda officials.   What are you going to tell the American people after we are hit with a nuclear bomb attack which could have been averted if your policy on waterboarding was more liberal ?

It seems to me the only way we can aspire to the lofty we’re in this together philosophy you prescribe is to adopt a flat tax where no group is awarded incentive by subjugating another group.   If you believe the philosophy that we are all in this together how can you possibly embrace a tax system that ostensibly aids the poor by socking it to the rich, and how can the poor be considered in it together if they pay nothing?  

You have proclaimed in the past and in this interview that you are ready to take on the toughest job in the world.   Before you do so I have some friends in the military who would like you to accompany them on a patrol in the desert with a fifty pound pack where you only have to hike twelve miles in blistering heat.

you know, to demonstrate you can do simple jobs as well as that tremendously tough one at the air conditioned White House.



Copyright 2008 Jim Pontillo

16 thoughts on “Softballs from Levittown

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  2. i propose a flat fixed tax of the paltry sum of ten dollars per citizen to fund the rebuiding of the us military. it is a small sacrifice to be exacted og those who do not or can not serve, a waiver is to be given to all active services personnel. it is the least that we can do.

  3. Three billion dollars isnt enough to run the Iraq war for even a day.

  4. Out of Iraq NOW! We elected the current congress on the assurances that they would extract us from this illegal war! Pelosi do your job! Do what you promised. US out of Iraq NOW!

  5. Has anyone noticed how crap the fox news website is? When looking for international news, all I could find was an entire section on the Middle East and virtually nothing else. Do Americans not know there are other places in the world other than where American oil interests lie? Apparently not, seeing as the entire European section was a poultry half a dozen very small links placed below an incredibly patronising map of Europe that appeared to be designed for a 2 year old.

    As for this article, it doesn’t really tackle the point Hillary made that the Republicans really haven’t done anything about renewable energy, indeed they’ve barely even acknowledged that any problem exists. At least Clinton acknowledges the problem, but of course she would be powerless to stop it even if she did get into power barring some very radical reform.

  6. It is probably because Europe is old news and quite irrelevant to today’s issues. They are part of the problem that has allowed militant islam and rabid socialism to expand. Now we should concentrate on getting the hell OUT of IRAQ. GET OUT NOW! No more American Dead (or innocent Iraquis for that matter). Stop the illegal war.

  7. Maybe Fox News should have a British “Dentist Locator” link and they could expand their European news that way and fix the British Teeth Crisis.

  8. Europe is actually very relevant to non-war news [i.e. politics, economics, the future in general] but I don’t think you’ll ever appreciate that since you still make British teeth jokes.

  9. Sorry dude I just have a sense of humor more up-to-date than the 1920’s brah

  10. “It is probably because Europe is old news and quite irrelevant to today’s issues.”

    Now if this isn’t a small town redneck yokel view of the world I don’t know what is. I’d bet you think once the cold war ended everyone in Europe just went home to eat brotwurst and croissants and nothing has happened there since.

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